Today In Awesome

I thought now would be as good of a time as any to let you know that my birthday is July 20th. I also enjoy ridiculously early Christmas presents. Just thought I’d throw that out there. No particular reason or anything.

Honestly, this is the equivalent of Alcoholics Anonymous for me, because in order to afford the $3,000 price tag I’m going to have to make room in my budget by not drinking for at least three whole days.