Sure, the Phillies are a mere 7-7 in Chase Utley starts (compared to 30-19 without him in the lineup) and he isn’t even approaching normal Chutley production levels. One of the very best players in baseball in recent years, you just know he’ll bounce back.

Maybe “bounce” back is the wrong choice of words. Levitate, float, or glide his way back are all more appropriate based on this photo.