Good news for fans of prospect porn on a national stage: Nationals uber-prospect Bryce Harper will appear at this year’s XM All Star Futures Game in Arizona. The annual exhibition game allows generally uninformed fans like me glimpses of a few future stars scattered among scores of Quad-A flameouts.

Harper, the number one prospect in baseball according to Baseball America, is putting up super duper gaudy minor league numbers as an 18-year old at Single A. 14 home runs, 13 steals, a 55/37 strikeout to walk ratio all culminating in a fancypants 1.014 OPS in the pitching-rich Sally League.

No official word if Mike Trout, the Bree Olsen to Harper’s Alt Angel, will play. The Angels top prospect is putting up equally crazy numbers as a 19-year old at AA. Trout’s 9 home runs, 9 triples, 14 doubles, 24 steals and 53/35 K/BB. That’s a .434 wOBA, folks. And that ain’t not bad.