After the Toronto Blue Jays were swept away by the Atlanta Braves in a series that was more painful to watch than the movie Swept Away, manager John Farrell told the media that the team needed a spark. I assumed that by spark, Farrell meant an entirely different lineup of hitters that didn’t include Corey Patterson, Aaron Hill, Rajai Davis, Jayson Nix, Juan Rivera, Edwin Encarnacion and Mike McCoy. In which case, I was very much inclined to agree.

However, what Farrell was actually referring to was Eric Thames. Yes, the dreamy young left handed batter who was getting on base at Triple A 42% of the time and had already hit 36 extra base hits in only 241 plate appearances, will be called upon to ignite an offense that isn’t so much slumping as it is evening out the numbers that measure where its true talent level likely resides.

By giving Thames regular playing time in left field, right field and at designated hitter, the Jays will be forced to make room for him by moving Jose Bautista back to third base where the team envisioned the slugger playing before the season began. It makes sense. As uninspiring as the Jays outfield options outside of Bautista are, they almost can’t help but do better than the .530 OPS that Blue Jays third basemen have put up this season.

Thames made his solid but unspectacular Major League debut earlier this year, maintaining his on base ability, but completely losing his talents for extra base hits. My heartfelt analysis of his call up: Why not?

As long as he’s going to get regular playing time and management is of the belief that acclimatizing himself to Major League pitching is more beneficial to Thames’ development than beating up on Triple A hurlers, by all means, put him on the active roster. Travis Snider and Brett Lawrie, the players ahead of Thames and other guys like David Cooper and Adam Loewen, are both injured, so again, why not?

It’s interesting to speculate how the Blue Jays starting lineup might look when the season finishes in late September. My guess is that it will look something like this:

  • C: J.P. Arencibia
  • 1B: Adam Lind
  • 2B: Aaron Hill
  • 3B: Brett Lawrie
  • SS: Yunel Escobar
  • LF: Travis Snider
  • CF: Rajai Davis
  • RF: Jose Bautista
  • DH: Eric Thames

It wouldn’t surprise me at all if the team, assuming it gets/remains healthy, begins shedding players like Patterson, Encarnacion, Rivera and Nix, as soon as Lawrie is ready to join the 40 man roster, also assuming that none of those players are moved prior to the trade deadline. As we’re all aware a spark is used to ignite a fire. Thames’ call up could be the catalyst for burning up the current lineup cards.

And The Rest

Speaking of Brett Lawrie’s call up, it’s not likely to take place until at least August as the broken bones in his hand haven’t allowed him to grip a baseball bat yet. In my cynical mind, I’d consider not calling him at all this season, then sending him down to Triple A to start next year and call him up for good after ten days. That bit of roster manipulation would push Lawrie’s eventual free agency back an entire year.

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I’m hitting in the middle of the order behind guys like Andrew McCutchen and Jose Tabata, Garrett Jones, whoever. If I have guys hitting in front of me who are putting up on-base percentages of .350 to .400, I’m going to get a lot of opportunities.

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