Aside from the obvious reasons, I really wish that the Toronto Blue Jays were a better, more competitive team because it might increase the chances of them playing the Texas Rangers in a playoff series, which of course, would bring us all one step closer to a death match between Li’l Bautista and Li’l Ron Washington.
And isn’t that really what we want to see? Li’l Bautista. Li’l Ron Washington. In a duel. To the death.
My money is on cuteness.