The title of this post is fairly self-explanatory. The 2011 Home Run Derby starts at 8:00 PM EDT, and we’ll be right here talking shit about its participants, finding new adjectives for Jose Bautista’s swing mechanics and drinking shots of Wild Turkey every time Chris Berman says “back, back, back, back” like a chicken that mispronounces vowels.

Won’t you join us for the fun?