From the ghost of Deadspin comes this video of fighting teenagers. Not just any fighting teenagers, this are Blue Jays distant minor leaguers!

The Vancouver Canadians and the Spokane Minor League Team Names throw down for…some odd reason. Behold the brave shortstop who realizes — very quickly — the guy he’s squared off with does not intend to dance (or fuck) around.

It seems somebody got KO’d but good later in the video, no doubt the product of a cheap shot. Spokane is a Texas Rangers affiliate and Rangers GM Jon Daniels already went on the record with an apology. One can only assume that means a Rangers farmhand is extremely culpable in this event. Get out ahead of the lawsuits, my legal team always insists.