Hey Colby, nice anti-Obama t-shirt. Welcome to socialist Canada, from all of us tree hugging, peace loving, pot smoking, pro choiceing, gay wedding, universal health caring, skin color-blinded, protestors of corporate greed who happen to also really like baseball.

Many thanks to comrade Matt Sebek for the picture and Todd Snider for writing the lyrics to Conservative Christian, Right Wing, Republican, Straight, White, American Males.