I don’t quite understand it. I don’t quite want to understand it. Assuming that the Tampa Bay Rays don’t catch and overtake the Boston Red Sox for the American League Wild Card, I think my allegiances will lay with the Texas Rangers, if not for any other reason than this animated GIF.

As Joey Matschulat from the indispensable Baseball Time In Arlington says:

I have finally constructed the .gif that reflects Rangers baseball better than all the rest.

I’m sold.