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And for your edification, here’s the 2011 MLB postseason schedule:

DAY DATE SERIES NETWORK
Friday September 30th ALDS A, Game 1 TBS/RSN
Friday September 30th ALDS B, Game 1 TBS/RSN
Saturday October 1st ALDS A, Game 2 TBS/RSN
Saturday October 1st ALDS B, Game 2 TBS /RSN
Saturday October 1st NLDS A, Game 1 TBS/RSN
Saturday October 1st NLDS B, Game 1 TBS/RSN
Sunday October 2nd NLDS A, Game 2 TBS/RSN
Sunday October 2nd NLDS B, Game 2 TBS/RSN
Monday October 3rd ALDS A, Game 3 TBS/RSN
Monday October 3rd ALDS B, Game 3 TBS/RSN
Tuesday October 4th ALDS A, Game 4 TBS/RSN
Tuesday October 4th ALDS B, Game 4 TBS/RSN
Tuesday October 4th NLDS A, Game 3 TBS/RSN
Tuesday October 4th NLDS B, Game 3 TBS/RSN
Wednesday October 5th NLDS A, Game 4 TBS/RSN
Wednesday October 5th NLDS B, Game 4 TBS/RSN
Thursday October 6th ALDS A, Game 5 TBS/RSN
Thursday October 6th ALDS B, Game 5 TBS/RSN
Friday October 7th NLDS A, Game 5 TBS/RSN
Friday October 7th NLDS B, Game 5 TBS/RSN
DAY DATE SERIES NETWORK
Saturday October 8th ALCS Game 1 FOX/RSN
Sunday October 9th NLCS Game 1 TBS/RSN
Sunday October 9th ALCS Game 2 FOX/RSN
Monday October 10th NLCS Game 2 TBS/RSN
Tuesday October 11th ALCS Game 3 FOX/RSN
Wednesday October 12th ALCS Game 4 FOX/RSN
Wednesday October 12th NLCS Game 3 TBS/RSN
Thursday October 13th ALCS Game 5 FOX/RSN
Thursday October 13th NLCS Game 4 TBS/RSN
Friday October 14th NLCS Game 5 TBS/RSN
Saturday October 15th ALCS Game 6 FOX/RSN
Sunday October 16th NLCS Game 6 TBS/RSN
Sunday October 16th ALCS Game 7 FOX/RSN
Monday October 17th NLCS Game 7 TBS/RSN
DAY DATE SERIES NETWORK SITE
Wednesday October 19th The 107th World Series, Game 1 FOX/RSN N.L. City
Thursday October 20th The 107th World Series, Game 2 FOX/RSN N.L. City
Friday October 21st OFF DAY
Saturday October 22nd The 107th World Series, Game 3 FOX/RSN A.L. City
Sunday October 23rd The 107th World Series, Game 4 FOX/RSN A.L. City
Monday October 24th The 107th World Series, Game 5 FOX/RSN A.L. City
Tuesday October 25th OFF DAY
Wednesday October 26th The 107th World Series, Game 6 FOX/RSN N.L. City
Thursday October 27th The 107th World Series, Game 7 FOX/RSN N.L. City