Not that “make millions of dollars playing baseball while elevating yourself to demigod status in the cool city in which you play” dream, though that is indeed a fine dream.
I’m speaking of the “embarrass Landon Donovan in public” dream. That is a status to which we should all aspire. Make Landycakes suffer.
This commercial is okay, I guess. Jokes about Donovan’s lack of hair are much funnier than jokes about Timmy’s hair farming. Maybe that’s just me, anyway.