How about insufferable and overrated closers with a false sense of security?
It’s over for the Yankees. No more. One hundred percent. I want it over, because I want my team in the second round.
That would be the words of Detroit Tigers closer Jose Valverde, whose Primal Scream celebration and general showboating on the mound is about as tasteful as a mouthful of charcoal, especially following a game in which he’s allowed two runs and almost lost the game for his teammates in the bottom of the ninth inning.