Tigers fans have a love/hate relationship with Ryan Raburn. This video showcases nearly all his myriad skills and abilities. The plus obliviousness which allows him to nearly be trampled by a gigantic American folk hero and the incredible reaction times which come to his aid once Davey Crockett has already passed him by.

Most importantly: the Ranges run a mascot race with Davey Crocket, what looks to be Nolan Ryan and some other sword-wielding patriot of undetermined origins. I guess it’s an upgrade on a bunch of dots.