Congratulations are in order! The St Louis Cardinals defeat the Texas Rangers in Game One of the World Series. Why bother even playing the rest of the series?

We talk about the Ranges questionable batting order and the relative unlikability of Chris Carpenter. Also, butchered Spanish names for fun and profit!

You know it’s a big show when we break out the “Drew’s nasty curveball fools Dustin in a knee-wobbling performance worthy of Roy Halladay” intro. Kind of a big deal.