Update: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO They took it down. All the more reason to read Goldstein’s recap below.

Update 2: It’s back!

The reason the internet exists today is this perfectly ridiculous video of Cuban prospect Yoenis Cespedes. Please, please read Kevin Goldstein’s amazing second-by-second breakdown of the video because he’s a scouting professional and this video deserves your utmost attention.

Please please don’t ask if Alex Anthopoulos should sign him. Obviously he will. Pig-killing communist cyborg baseballbots are the new inefficiency.