One of my favourite features on FanGraphs is when they throw it to their readers and mine well-informed opinion to come up with an amalgamated result.

With news that the Chicago Cubs are attempting to dump the remaining years of the toxic waste of a contract that they have with Alfonso Soriano on the Baltimore Orioles, I was wondering if such an event were to come to pass, should the move it be considered something that NOOOrioles or OriLOLes did?

And so, I’ll put it to you, dear readers, which name more aptly describes the acquisition of a left fielder / designated hitter who is owed $18 million annually through to the 2014 season, while cheaper and equal, if not better, options go to rest on the team’s bench?