I had a nightmare last night that Albert Pujols signed a contract, and I couldn’t find internet access anywhere to write about it. I suppose that represents one of the many differences between Winter Meetings rock star Ken Rosenthal and myself: I actually got some sleep last night.

In the photo above, taken by Joe Capozzi of the Palm Beach Post, Rosenthal is sitting on the floor of the lobby at the Hilton Anatole in Dallas, charging his phone, while working from it at around 11:30 PM local time.

The sight was too much for former Toronto Blue Jays jerk face and current MLB Network super clown Kevin Millar, who, as we see below, snapped a picture of Rosenthal doing his thing. I imagine that for regular members of the baseball media, watching Rosenthal at work is sort of like the sound operator at a rock bar seeing Metallica.

Still, for all the attention being paid to Rosenthal, it doesn’t compare to the Lindsay Lohan treatment that Jeffrey Loria received when he finished his meeting with Albert Pujols’ agent Dan Lozano.