During the just-ended Prince Fielder press conference, Tigers’ manager Jim Leyland confirmed that Miguel Cabrera will move over and play third base. In the big leagues. During actual, sanctioned, regular season games. For realsies.

To which I say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! C’Mon down to Miggy’s Hot Corner! Doubles for everyone! Fall-down range is the house speciality.

Wait, I take it all back. Four years and twenty pounds only makes defenders better, right?