Evan Longoria, Hero.

That is indeed Evan Longoria of the Tampa Bay Rays telling sports business ghoul Darren Rovell to “get over himself” in hash tag form. There are few things in life more repellent than an oily weirdo like Rovell trying to monetize every single aspect of life. When he lambasted Playboy for not sending the high-end talent to the Playboy Super Bowl Party, many took him to task on Twitter. None more notable than the (Getting Blanked approved) Best Player in the American League.

Congratulations to Longoria for chopping the wee man with the big twitter following down to size. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy!