This is a refrain familiar to any baseball fan forced to fight for the soul of their sport in the face of hockey/football/basketball fan-based bigotry. You and I know it isn’t true but that doesn’t stop dummies from making this baseless claim.

You know who else knows it just ain’t so? Hunter Pence and Domonic Brown of the Philadelphia Phillies. I encourage anyone who thinks baseball players aren’t athletes to direct their comments to these two refrigerator-shaped gentleman showing off in a Florida gym.

Luckily for your narrow-minded friend, steroids are a thing that exist in the world. So they’re set in their bizarre belief. Just as Hunter Pence and Dom Brown look set to carry the rapidly-aging Phillies offense. Probably on with their traps alone because, well, jeez.

Hat tip to @MeechOne

Comments (7)

  1. Holy crap, I thought Spence was a long armed skinny awkward lookin guy. He either got jacked in the last few months or his uniform wasn’t very flattering…

    • My semi irrational hatred of Hunter Pence is based mostly on the fact that he is 6’4″, 200 lbs, yet chokes up and seems to slap at the ball like he’s David Eckstein. Trying way too hard to be gritty. Just hit the damn ball, you’re huge.

  2. I’d like looking at this pic better if it was one, in focus and two, chick was shirtless.

  3. Clearly, Pence skips his leg days.

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