Smells Like Team Spirit

According to Wallace Matthews of ESPN New York, the New York Yankees will introduce two “official fragrances” on Tuesday, February 21, quite cleverly named “New York Yankees” and “New York Yankees For Her.” Personally, I would’ve preferred “L’Eau De Cash Grab” and “L’Eau De Break Up Immediately With Whoever Gave You This As A Gift (Unless It Was Given With An Enormous Dose Of Irony).”

Yankees fans, this is why we all hate you. It could quite possibly be the lamest idea every developed and realized in the history of human civilization.

Speaking of history, the cologne doesn’t stand alone as the only baseball related perfume. In fact, it will join a long and sad tradition of baseball related fragrances which includes this gorgeous waft of a promotion: