As incredibly difficult as it may be to believe, the Getting Blanked endorsement doesn’t count for much. Sadly, after throwing the might of our support behind Pat Doran to endure the particularly cruel and unusual punishment of viewing every single baseball game that’s played in 2012 while imprisoned in a New York City condominium unit for the summer, Mr. Doran wasn’t even shortlisted for the job.

Instead, the powers that be at MLB Fan Cave selected these fifty finalists. Out of this collected mire has emerged Ricky Mast, an Atlanta Braves fan, whose promo video actually leaves the viewer wanting more rather than feeling as though the last five minutes of their life have been stolen from then in a viciously cruel manner.

If for not any other reason, a vote for Mr. Mast might result in an extended version of his wonderful Pink Floyd parody, Statistically Dumb.

If not Mr. Mast, this guy could be pretty good: