In news that couldn’t be more Bostonian if it was announced by an entitled Ben Affleck wearing a Bruins jersey and making homophobic slurs whilst dumping bags of tea in the harbour, Boston Red Sox third baseman and the Greek god of walks Kevin Youkilis is set to marry Julie Brady, the sister of Tom Brady, the quarterback (but not wide receivers) for the New England Patriots.

No. You’re a slow news day.

Comments (13)

  1. Are they getting married on St. Patrick’s Day too? Afterall, it IS a Saturday this year.

    While we’re on the subject, here’s a classic Youk “news” story:

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/kevin-youkilis-keeps-everyone-on-bus-awake-with-an,6873/

  2. Wow, thanks TMZ. Slow news day?

  3. ” but not wide receivers”…nice detail

  4. You proved your own point of how Bostonian it could get with this quote from your link.

    “It will be Julie’s first marriage and Youk’s second. He was married in 2008, but turns out not legally, to Ben Affleck’s ex, Enza Sambataro.”

    All your missing now is the Matt Damon connection really. I smell a potential flowergirl!

  5. When did he divorce Princess Fiona?

  6. A true Bostonian would be making homophobic AND racial slurs.

  7. Tom Brady is by far the prettier of the Brady sisters.

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