In news that couldn’t be more Bostonian if it was announced by an entitled Ben Affleck wearing a Bruins jersey and making homophobic slurs whilst dumping bags of tea in the harbour, Boston Red Sox third baseman and the Greek god of walks Kevin Youkilis is set to marry Julie Brady, the sister of Tom Brady, the quarterback (but not wide receivers) for the New England Patriots.

No. You’re a slow news day.