In the great tradition of parents dressing their children up as baseball figures (see: Li’l Ron Washington and Li’l Jose Bautista), it gives me great pleasure to present to you . . . Li’l Yu Darvish.
Don’t ever change, America. Don’t ever change.
Forgiveness for bad MVP voting to Evan Grant for the picture.
*groan*
I wasn’t able just post just my “groan” due to minimum word count. So I’m more explaining that fact to up the count….
*now explaining
“L’il whomever” is no longer original or clever.