This glorious image of Brett Lawrie — coming courtesy of the good people at Reuters — shows the intense gaze of the Blue Jays starting third baseman. Like Jays fan LJ said on twitter, this image is calling out for a good photoshopping. I agree.

Sadly, I’m unable to provide a “good” photoshopping so I provided poor ones instead. Hit the jump to see them or create your own and send them along. I’m sure many of you can do much, much better than I.

Oscar day! There is a whole lot of “I left cab fare on the dresser” represented in this photo.

No, Brett. You aren’t going crazy. This movie doesn’t have any dialogue. At all! Paul Walker’s dream role, amirite?

Brett Lawrie does some advanced scouting, checking out the newest Rangers hurler. Can he top Brett’s 2.7 fWAR? Naaaaaahhhhhh buddy.

Speaking of advanced scouting, Brett Lawrie doesn’t want to see any pipelines rolling through Langley. Got his eye on Barry O, make sure everything is on the up-and-up.

Alright, Getting Blankards. Do your worst. I’m as bad at comedy as I am at photoshop (paint.net, if you must know) so you can all surely do better. Let’s see them!

Update: From @Noah_Sherman comes Bros in Space.