According to Dr. Olney, Miguel Cabrera will miss a couple weeks of Spring Training action as a result of the ground ball he took to his face yesterday. The play, the result of as freakish a bounce as you’re going to see, knocked the Tigers goliath out of a game yesterday, bloodying his face as to resemble an MMA fighter.

The only fear with Cabrera missing two weeks leading into Opening Day is a lack of time spent improving his third base play. Which is, realistically, spitting into the ocean. This debacle is off to a swimming start!