Is the Arizona Diamondbacks’ fan, circled in red, upset because:

A) Another new pawn shop is opening up in her neighbourhood.
B) She prefers Rick Santorum to Mitt Romney.
C) She just learned that a Mexican family is moving in next door.
D) She can’t get much done with a red circle surrounding her everywhere she goes.
E) San Francisco Giants outfielder Melky Cabrera hit a two run home run in the top of the fifth inning of a game that her team would go on to win 5-4.

Comments (4)

  1. F. She was required to check her assault weapon at the gate, in direct contravention of the Second Amendment.

    Also, she ran out of meth.

  2. E) She lives in Arizona.

  3. She’s probably just trying to see if people can hear her through the red-immigrant-deflector (patent pending) stationed around her. In case the needs to call the authorities when something of hers’ gets stole by some unruly minority.

  4. what about Grandma giving the camera guy the evil eye?

    from 400+ feet away, at that

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