There’s some a lot of NSFW language being used in the video above, but it’s a pretty good indicator of the overreaction that three games can cause in a … ahem … passionate fan base. Of course, we wouldn’t be so eager to paint all of Red Sox Nation with the same brush, so for a less obscenity laden take on Boston’s struggles, I encourage you to visit our friends over at Over The Monster.

Although, to be fair you’re unlikely to read anything as poetic as:

I hope they lose … because I’m a common fan. But they won’t hire me. The Red Sox won’t hire me to do this type of stuff. They won’t listen to their manager that they hired. Who the hell are they listening to? Are they listening to thoughts in their brain that they don’t even know what they are. Because here’s my thought: pay Papelbon the [Getting Blanked] money!

Unsurprisingly, the rant then devolves into imagining what Boston Bruins forward Milan Lucic would do at Fenway Park on a visit or something along those lines.

Enraged hat tip to Hot Takes for the obscenity laden video.

Comments (10)

  1. Tough but fair.

  2. OMG this is too funny. Actually it’s twice as funny because it’s a rant about the Sox. Just need one about the Yanks and my day will be complete.

  3. This needs to be broadcast to all Red Sox fans after each loss this season.

  4. monkey cunt… classy

  5. this was funny, good post, love the Lucic ‘cure’ for the Boston bullpen.

  6. Hilarious rant. What a shitshow in Boston right now, I hope the Jays can make it worse.

  7. At least that vloggers Mom picked out nice curtains for his room.

  8. Easily one of the best rants I have ever seen, do you think there is one similar for the Maple Leafs out there right now?

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