The scene: the Cleveland Indians are enjoying a productive third inning versus Philip Humber and the Chicago White Sox. Casey Kotchman steps up to the plate and sends the first pitch he sees from the Imperfect Weapon into right field, driving in two runs. Chicago’s Alex Rios fires a strike to second base, where the ball arrives in plenty of time for shortstop Alexei Ramirez to tag Kotchman out. Alas, Kotchman is safe!

This film’s working title was “How Not to Leg Out a Double”, but Ramirez’s embarrassing tagging skills forced my hand…