If you’re a masochist like me, then perhaps you stayed up a little bit later than usual last night to catch the end of the 15-inning game between the Baltimore Orioles and Kansas City Royals. If you didn’t, then you missed out on Alex Gordon fouling a ball off of his own package. Gordon was able to shake it off (see what I did there?), but he would ground out to second to end the game.

The Orioles won by a final score of 4-3, but all that’s secondary to Gordon’s self inflicted dick shot.

Best part is Weiters reaction behind the plate
Even better is fat lady to the left laughing almost instantly and fat dude behind her either casually eating a piece of popcorn or covering his mouth in horror (can’t tell which)
The GIF that keeps giving.
it’s true!
4 dudes in the upper left are cold hearted sociopaths.
2 little girls in the middle just learned something new about how boys are put together.