If you’re a masochist like me, then perhaps you stayed up a little bit later than usual last night to catch the end of the 15-inning game between the Baltimore Orioles and Kansas City Royals. If you didn’t, then you missed out on Alex Gordon fouling a ball off of his own package. Gordon was able to shake it off (see what I did there?), but he would ground out to second to end the game.

The Orioles won by a final score of 4-3, but all that’s secondary to Gordon’s self inflicted dick shot.