Cuz people think I’m a gringo and I’m not, I’m from Dominican republic
— Ivan Nova (@IvanNova47) May 28, 2012
Out of context, you might wonder how someone who looks like this … 
… would ever be confused for a “gringo,” and not a starting pitcher for the New York Yankees who was born in San Cristobal in the Dominican Republic. However, that tweet was likely in reference to this tweet …
I just wanna talk, don’t make funny of me please, from now I just gonna twitt in Spanish no more English for me
— Ivan Nova (@IvanNova47) May 28, 2012
… which I imagine was in reference to this tweet …
Thanks ur gays always there for me !!!!!
— Ivan Nova (@IvanNova47) May 28, 2012
… which, if you think about it, is exactly the type of Spanglish error that a non-gringo would make.
Oh, social media. What would bloggers do without you?
The internet is just a sad sad place today.
Happy Memorial Day.
Yeah. Definitely not blaming you… it’s internet-wide boring-ness today. I almost have nothing left to do but to actually DO MY JOB…..shit.