Here is a rap song filled with baseball similes. Lots of them. The song uses a beat built on the music from RBI Baseball and features an endless stream of references to baseball players young and old.

As with most purpose-built music (read: gimmick heavy), it isn’t very good. That said, many of the lines are sure to illicit at least a wry smile (“back when John Kruk had both of his nuts”), I promise. Judge for yourself.

Hat tip to Scorebro Andrew for sending it along.