The Melk Man Cometh! Talking Melky’s crazy month of May, the red-hot Marlins and the sad humanization of Roy Halladay. Plus: Roy Oswalt joins the Rangers in a classic case of 10 pounds of meat in a 5 pound bag. Or is he an empty shell casing without any real substance? Only time will tell. (Hint: he might be okay.)

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