That’s A Clown Question, Bro

It seems that neither Bryce Harper, nor the Washington Nationals public relations staff have very much time for questions involving the completely legal enjoyment of an adult beverage by a 19 year old American in Canada. That’s their loss.

Our gain is Harper’s 100% authentic response to a question asking him if he was going to enjoy a celebratory beer following tonight’s win over the Toronto Blue Jays.

I’m not answering that. That’s a clown question, bro.

And with that, Harper gives us the best comeback to any question that comes our way for the rest of time.