… ass.” It’s ass. This is what Johnny Damon’s wife (seen above) threatened to kick: The ass of a fan seated behind her, who according to Charles Wirtz Jr.’s Instagram feed was heckling Mr. Damon throughout last night’s Cleveland Indians and Cincinnati Reds game.

I imagine the air in Cincinnati has this effect on people because it was hardly the only war of words to break out during the Battle of Ohio.

Etiquette tip: There is absolutely nothing more refined than pointing your beer bottle at the person with whom you’re speaking.