Those days are long gone.
Three days ago, the Philadelphia Phillies designated him for assignment and today, they traded him to the New York Yankees.
This will almost certainly be a great trade for the Phillies. The delicious all-berry-flavoured gummies have an 80-grade squishy factor, which is far better than Qualls can offer. The Yankees got hosed here.
In all seriousness, the Yankees will send a player-to-be-named later or cash to the Phillies. Qualls, 33, has a 4.60 ERA and a 2.11 K/BB ratio so far in 2012 and has given up seven home runs in just 31.1 innings of work.