Hey, look. It’s Will Ferrell and Zach Galifinakis promoting a movie I’ll never watch announcing the Chicago Cubs lineup. If you find this funny, we’d all appreciate it if you could spend the rest of your life never telling another joke or anecdote that you find amusing.

Does my opinion make me cool, now?

Comments (12)

  1. Not HUGE on Zach but you must be a moron not to appreciate Ferrell…you smelly pirate hooker.

  2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsBFIP8dXXU

    He majored in Econ and minored in Love!

  3. Ferrell and Galifinakis are too mainstream for a hipster like Parkes (kidding Dustin)

  4. J-Lo herself could wipe your ass with her bare hands and you wouldn’t be cool

  5. This is hilarious. Yer such a wet towel Parkes.

  6. Everything sucks wah wahh. We’re smarter than everybody blah blah it’s one thing when your dispelling baseball narratives but can you give it a rest on pointing out everything you guys think suck in the world?

    • And yet you keep on reading his articles. It’s like purposely crapping your pants just to complain about how uncomfortably gross and slimy the crap feels running down your legs.

      It’s amazing how many things can be compared to pant crapping. Will we see pant crapping in the 2016 Olympics?

      Parkes, why aren’t you writing about this? You know good sonuvamitch Buchannon.

      • Parkes is a good writer and a good analyst but actually, although I like to check in I’ve stopped reading getting blanked and DJF because of this constant attitude. That’s why I only read the short posts now, or the best thing in the world GIFs of the week. which is sad because it used to be my favourite source for the Jays/MLB. It’s their blog they can do what they want with it I just think a bunch of guys who now get paid to write about baseball should spend less time rolling their eyes at the world and I’d love to see this blog improve by less griping about the world.

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