You may not remember, as it is lost in a sea of Batmania and superior filmmaking, but somebody decided to reboot the Spiderman movie franchise earlier this summer. As talented as Emma Stone might be, this moribund tentpole needs a marketing boost.

Might I suggest Josh Reddick as the new Peter Parker? The whole nebbish shutterbug thing is done to death. Hesher baseball stud by day, angsty superhero by night? That is something I’d pay to see. (Please ensure Emma Stone remains in the Mary Jane Watson Gwen Stacy role.)