When I was fifteen years old, a girl named Sophie made me feel weak in the knees. It was at a point in my life when intentions were still innocent and I didn’t fully understand how to balance the urges I felt with the sensibilities about “love” I had learned from television, movies and pop songs. I didn’t think I’d ever have that feeling again, but here I see that all I’d have to do to recapture that feeling is face Baltimore Orioles prospect Dylan Bundy in a plate appearance.

I can’t confirm if poor Orlando Calixte had to spend time on the Disabled List with buckled knees after this match up. Dylan Bundy’s breaking pitches literally break you.

Knee brace to Mop Up Duty for the link.

Comments (3)

  1. Alternate title:
    Ump calls outside pitch a strike after which 4th overall pick strikes out hitter with a career OPS through A ball of .645 with breaking pitch. Also, a foul ball causes a car alarm to sound.

  2. The third strike pitch was ridiculous. Fucking ridiculous.

    • I really like the half-bewildered, half-disgusted voice saying “oh my God” at the end. That’s pretty much it. Filthy strikes.

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