Insanely talented with an impish grin is no way to go through life, son. Oh wait, it actually sounds like a terrific way to go through life. Shine on, you crazy diamond. Stealing bases off a clearly distracted pitcher while pitching seven shutout innings of your own, helping your threadbare roster put up a much-needed W? Just keep doing you, Cliff.
Update:for reference, here is an active player leaderboard for steals by pitchers. Cliff Lee is the only pitcher with multiple steals never to be caught. Because he’s the best, you see.