Jose Canseco’s twitter feed is something of a must-follow if you are into nonsense and non-sequiturs and the uneasy arrogance of watching lacking self-awareness meltdown in real time. The good people at Vice Magazine decided that this man is page view gold and gave the first 40-40 man in baseball history a column of his very own “Jose Can Say So”.

Not to write about sports, of course. To write about being Jose Canseco – a full time job in its own right. While some might doubt Jose Canseco actually penned the pro-gun screed that serves as the first entry under his byline, I have it on good authority it did come from the “pen” of Jose. Which is more than a little terrifying but pretty par for the Canseco course. Read at your own peril.