What Bryce Harper has lacked at the plate in the weeks following this year’s All-Star Game, the teenage rookie has more than made up for in swagger footwear. The latest in specialty cleats sported by Harper since he laced up golden shit-kickers at the Mid-Summer Classic was revealed last night in Houston.

You can’t tell because they’re camouflaged, but the cleats are actually high tops, and were produced exclusively for the Washington Nationals outfielder by Under Armour. Let’s hope they help him to bounce back this month after a disappointing July.