It’s amazing what a gold medal can do for you: sponsorships, endorsement deals and totally getting back at your ex-fiance.

Sydney Leroux, the Canadian-born American soccer player who was previously engaged to Toronto Blue Jays third baseman Brett Lawrie, won an Olympic gold medal yesterday as a member of the U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team. This morning, Lawrie in a brief moment of contemplation before chugging eight Red Bulls and twelve litres of water, reflected back on his time with Leroux and then publicly posted his conclusion that he had made a big mistake.

Or, you know, this:

Oh, to be 22-years-old again: young, dumb and full of … well, being 22.