You could probably have worst things shaved and styled into your head than Mike Napoli’s likeness. For instance, I remember a New Year’s Eve party from my youth in which someone passed out and awoke to find his hair coiffured as a Mohawk, with the addition of a faux beard created with a Magnum marker.
Thanks to Matt Clapp from The Score’s Buzz section, we can see the actual photo this was taken from:
Not bad but, this is the Napoli picture I would’ve gone with:
That’s disgusting and sexyist
At least the hairdresser nailed the ‘David Bowie Effect’ from the picture
So….does Mike Napoli “smush” more tail than LoMo??
Oh, to be MIKE NAPOLI
Looks more like Yu Derpvish.