I’m not going to bother you with many words here today, let’s cut straight to the GIFs. We lead with perhaps the most insufferable closer’s entrance of our time. Jose “the spectacle” Valverde, you guys.

MOAR GIFs after the jump…

The essential Alfredo Aceves GIF

Joey Votto is safe in 99.9% of co-ed softball leagues

Twist-off of the week

Johnny Mac wakes the angry panda

GIF via @BlueJayHunter

Cody Ross doesn’t even know what day it is

Human garbage of the week

Embed this on the tombstone of the 2012 Colorado Rockies

USF fan/”Fuck yeah” of the week

Via Craig K request, as seen on GIFULMINATION

Exception of the week