WELL IF BEING DISCHARGED FROM THE HOSPITAL ISNT THE BEST TIME TO ASK ABOUT A THREESOME THEN IM FRESH OUT OF IDEAS
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) September 11, 2012
…and it is a glorious thing. While his immediate future as a pitcher is unknown his ability to quip on Twitter remains unmatched.
I don’t get it.
It’s funny because he almost died.
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His wife’s response is just as good: https://twitter.com/Mrs_McCarthy32/status/245604053642518528
I would give my middle nut just for a two-some with his wife.
This, of course, assumes that his wife would be one of the three parties in said threesome.