Best. Photo. Ever.

The New York Yankees clinched the American League East Division on the final day of the regular season, and celebrations among the very veteran club members were somewhat subdued in comparison to the younger rosters of the Washington Nationals and Oakland A’s, to name a couple. In fact, a certain member of the pennant-winning team was so averse to celebrating for such a measly accomplishment, that they appeared positively frightened at the sight of alcohol.

Of course, Ichiro’s cringe could also be the result of making physical contact with Joba Chamberlain.