What do you get for the noted “outdoorsman” who is finally retiring after an illustrious career in baseball? If you’re on of his long-time sponsors and equipment suppliers, you hit him at home: with a pimped-out ATV with his name and logo emblazoned on the front.

Speaking of that logo…thanks to the unusual typeface selected by the good people at Mizuno, what reads as ATLANTA BRAVES looks enough like BARVES to satisfy my most childish impulses.