I don’t really know what it says about me, and I’m pretty sure I don’t want to know, but I have created an inordinate number of animated GIFs featuring people chewing and/or spitting. Part II of our year-end GIF recap will focus on some of the greatest(?) moments in mouths.
Don’t let anyone tell you any different, Clint Hurdle is the greatest jaw in sports. Hurdle’s chops would eat John Farrell’s for breakfast and wash it down with the jowls of Bill Cowher. In an effort to display some variety in this most bizarre instalment of our “Best GIFs” series, I had to whittle down the number of Hurdle entries to two. The other dozen or so will remain under lock and key in my own private stash.
More chewing, spitting and eating after the jump
Totally effective method for taunting Red Sox fans
Elliot Johnson’s never-ending bag of popcorn
Keith Hernandez having lunch
Freddie Freeman agrees
Joe Maddon dreams of motorboats
Mat Latos chews his gum like you would expect him to
Andrew Cashner must account for his beard
Wandy Rodriguez says “yip-yip” forever
Long live the king
Bobby V goes all “you talking to me?”
A disgusting human