I don’t think I’ve wilfully watched an episode of Survivor since 2001, and I’m not about to take it up again, but give me a Jeff Kent exit rant and I’ll post that on Friday afternoon without hesitation.

Kent met his demise on the show last night. He went out reminding viewers that the $1 million at stake doesn’t stack up to the $60 million he made playing baseball, but that didn’t deter his desire to win. Kent, you may remember, is a Game 7 World Series loser.

That Obama remark really seals it. Still pales in comparison to Barry Bonds’ post-World Series exit rant.

h/t SFGate